Conlang corner

Languages are the other half of this site. Na'vi practice sits beside a slow-building homebrew grammar, and both generate paper: flashcards, phoneme charts, and annotated PDFs that somehow always need a ride to the next meetup.

Practice habits

Daily Na'vi drills happen before the first commit of the day. The homebrew conlang grows on Sundays when volunteering ends early. Chemistry notes still sneak into the margins when orbital diagrams rhyme with phoneme charts.

Meetup logistics (newest first)

On 3 March 2026 a Battersea language circle asked for printed case tables; I packed them with spare pens in a shallow crate that fits under a van seat. In July 2024 a heatwave forced morning-only handoffs so ink did not smear. Through 2023 the Tower of Babel index gained entries whenever friends brought photocopies to the studio after work.

If you want to swap grammars or sit in on a quiet drill night, use the contact page. Bring a notebook. Leave the rideshare boot-stacking to people who enjoy dented cardboard.